I'd trade in my plot of land for a plane to anywhere.

vinebox:

White people in scary movies be like…

There has to be more to life than going to college for six years and getting a job.

savedbysoutherncharm:

be mine?

savedbysoutherncharm:

be mine?

20aliens:

Harri Pccinotti

20aliens:

Harri Pccinotti

satsuma400ml:

that gif where ice t’s girl, coco spilled wine on a baby kills me every time

notcrazyiswear:

danglingthpider:

notcrazyiswear:

I’ve put together a simple chart that explains the various ways you should and shouldn’t summon a waiter over to your table, and the service you’re likely to receive accordingly.

Because if one more middle aged, obnoxious asshole goes “hey you!” and snaps their fingers at me, I WILL snap said person’s neck.

I waitressed my way through college and one night this guy yells at me “Oi! you with the tits!” and my co-worker Matthew walked up to him and said “yes?”

meladoodle:

*throws coins at strippers really hard*

lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw

lxrylxry:

lookforwardletgo:

mentalalchemy:

what

that is TRUST

That’s raw

blackberryshawty:

kweah:

infamousindigochild:

Denzel Washington signs autographs as he is pictured at BBC Radio 1 on September 18, 2014 in London, England

Black don’t crack at fucking all..

he turning 60 on december 28… damnnnnn

He coils raw me in front of my mama tbh

Illuminati