Moloko Velocet

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avehotsumma:

thereispowerinwords:

In a relationship she wants three things.

My motherfucking song

(Source: j-hene, via bbittersweet-destruction)

do-not-touch-my-food:

Fontina and Mozzarella Grilled Cheese

WHEN THE FUCK DID DEATH GRIPS BREAK UP

cargifs:

The Sopranos, China’s first RWB 993.

(via probably-baked)

nivalingreenhow:

when McGonagall finds out that Ginny is pregnant, and that the Weasley and Potter bloodlines will converge, she marks on her calender the day the child will turn 11 and that is the day she retires 

(via sydneyyishumbugg)

therorasaurus:

so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via sydneyyishumbugg)

dreaming-of-youth:

popcourn:

"Alone!!! I am alone, I am always alone, No matter what.”
Original handwritting found in one of Marilyn Monroe’s diary.

Haunting.

oeuniverse:

In order to become the supreme adult, you must perform the seven wonders:

  • Public speaking
  • Not being afraid of teenagers
  • Calling the doctor yourself
  • Taxes
  • Arguing without crying
  • Having a normal sleep pattern
  • Having an answer to the question ‘what do you want to do with your life?’

(via zackkmann)

awwww-cute:

We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

(Source: candiceswanepoel-s, via zackkmann)

mangoshawty:

goofyn:

mangoshawty:

goofyn:

is there such thing as a ugly baby

All babies are ugly and evil and designed so weird

remember where you came from 

I was actually born a 5 year old :///

the-hxngry-games:

Neil Hilborn - OCD

(via zackkmann)